Cookie Crusader Gifts

'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!'

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"Sir, – May I share with you the benefits of accepting all cookies?"

"Weed cookies"

I heard you were giving out free red-white-and-blue cookies for Election Day. That was last week. I know. But you didn't specify it was for the presidential election. They're voting today for hall monitor at Octavia Butler Elementary School in Pasadena. Technically, that means it's "Election Day." Cookie me now, cookie boy, or I sue for false advertising. Get out.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Wait till he finds out I'm lactose intolerant!"

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'Delicious Girl Guides and cookies too!'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Ninja bread men"

A dog at the bakery.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'The roof needs icing.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Pinata Zombies

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Food Pyramid

Dogs and Cake

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Citizen Cane...

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'