Confectionery Crusader Gifts

Ginger Breadman

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

A dog at the bakery.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Food Pyramid

Dogs and Cake

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Citizen Cane...

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'