Confectionery Crusader Gifts

Ginger Breadman

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

A dog at the bakery.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Food Pyramid

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Dogs and Cake

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Citizen Cane...

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'