Cookie Combatant Gifts

Looking for a gift for your cookie combatant? Find fun, clever products that honor their sweet victory passions. From playful mugs to cheeky t-shirts, surprise the cookie warrior in your life with items that truly speak to their creative confectionery battles. These gifts are sure to make any cookie enthusiast chuckle and show appreciation for their dedication—whether they prefer chocolate chips or double-layered defenses!

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"Ninja bread men"

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"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow." mockup

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

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"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes." mockup

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

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'Hey, what happened to my cookies?' mockup

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

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Miracle Mom #5,293

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Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies. mockup

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

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"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math." mockup

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

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'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?' mockup

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager" mockup

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

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The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.' mockup

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

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"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?" mockup

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

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"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work." mockup

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

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'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.' mockup

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

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"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!" mockup

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

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'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...' mockup

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

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"The cookies are always stale."

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"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?" mockup

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

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'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.' mockup

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

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'Because it's there!'

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"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies." mockup

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

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'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.' mockup

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

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Cookie Thief

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"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!" mockup

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

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Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes mockup

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

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Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!' mockup

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

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He's Tasty!

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"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection." mockup

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

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Santa's Nightmares

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Cookie Combatant Gifts Collection

Cookie Combatant Mugs

Explore our collection of cookie combatant mugs—perfect for celebrating their sweet victories and caffeinated mornings.

Cookie Combatant Pillows

Find cozy pillows that display their cookie fandom with fun, witty designs—perfect for any cookie lover’s comfy space.

Cookie Combatant Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the spirit of cookie combat—artful, amusing, and uniquely personal for the cookie enthusiast.

Cookie Combatant T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts designed for cookie combatants—wear their battle pride anywhere they go!