Cookie Cutter Champ Pillows

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Works every time.'

"Ninja bread men"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The roof needs icing.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

'Because it's there!'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Monkey casino study.

Cookie Thief

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

What they're thinking.

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

Animal Crackers. Free-range animal crackers.

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

Santa's Nightmares

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

He's Tasty!