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"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Works every time.'

"Ninja bread men"

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'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The roof needs icing.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Because it's there!'

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

Cookie Thief

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"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

What they're thinking.

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

Santa's Nightmares

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

He's Tasty!