Cookie Monster In Denial Pillows

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Ninja bread men"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"He's a fussy eater."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

'Because it's there!'

Cookie Thief

'I lost weight just by cutting back on all the milk and cookies!'

He's Tasty!

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Jane Chastain

Santa's Nightmares

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"For dessert I'll have milk and cookies."

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

'With my technical expertise, I could conquer the world!' - 'Do you and your little friend want some cookies?'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"