Cookie Conspirators Pillows

"Before we can open it we need Mom's PIN number."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"The cookies are always stale."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

'I baked it especially for you.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

"After you read the menu, eat it."

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

"Weed cookies"

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

The cookies improve, or it's coal next year.

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Fortune Cookies

"But I had to eat all the cookies. I'm in training for Halloween!"

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'