Cookie Crime Investigator Pillows

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Roadkill cookies"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Cookie Surveillance

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Missing Easter Egg

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"The cookies are always stale."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

A complimentary biscuit

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'