"It appears it's middle was licked out."
Cookie Crime Investigator Prints
Decorate their space with our quirky cookie crime investigator prints! These playful artworks blend humor and creativity, making a bold statement for fans of sweet mysteries and detective fun.
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
"Roadkill cookies"
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
Cookie Surveillance
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
Missing Easter Egg
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"
"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."
'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'
'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'
Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.
If you give a mouse a french cookie
"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."
M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.
"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."
"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."
"Oh, there will be an investigation!"
"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"
'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'
'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'
(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.
"The cookies are always stale."
"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"
A complimentary biscuit
Cookie Crime Investigator Prints Collection
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