Cookie Thief Prints

Pinching the Cookies

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ninja bread men"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Roadkill cookies"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Cookie Surveillance

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies