Cookie Kicker Prints

"Ninja bread men"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Works every time.'

'The roof needs icing.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

"We have some little cookie cutter houses you might like."

Mum's baking is best!

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

"Weed cookies"

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"It's BYOM."

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...