Cookie Kicker Gifts

"Ninja bread men"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Works every time.'

'The roof needs icing.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

Mum's baking is best!

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

"Weed cookies"

"We have some little cookie cutter houses you might like."

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

"It's BYOM."

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."