Cookie Crime Enthusiast Gifts

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Baking

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Cookie Surveillance

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer