Cookie Crime Detective Prints

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Pie Filling Reader

Missing Easter Egg

"The cookies are always stale."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

A complimentary biscuit

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

"We have some little cookie cutter houses you might like."

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

The cookies improve, or it's coal next year.

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

The first temptation of Christ.

'We now serve 'Fortune 500' fortune cookies!'

'You may not believe it, but it's made from a mix.'

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

"You said you were chocolate chip. Now all I can taste is raisin!"

'I'd ask if you liked the cookies, grandma, but my mom says there's no pleasing you.'