Cookie Inspector Pillows

'Yes, you can watch the cookies bake and no, a screen saver doesn't kick in after a while.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

All Natural Nothing

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Roadkill cookies"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Cookie Surveillance

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?