Cookie Monster Fan Prints

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Zombie pet tricks.

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.