Fortune Cookie Fan Pillows

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

Misfortune cookie.

'It says: Your car has just been stolen.'

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

"Now that I'm pregnant they give me two fortune cookies."

"Years ago a fortune cookie told me that I'd soon meet the man of my dreams. We've been married for decades now and I'm still waiting!"

"My fortune says 'The first day of your diet will be hard but the second day will be easier.' That makes sense. By then I'll be off my diet."

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

'You are severely allergic to monosodium glutamate.'

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."

Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.

Screwed, Dude!

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Your Palm

Chinese Novel Cookie

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'