Fortune Cookie Fan Gifts

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Misfortune cookie.

'It says: Your car has just been stolen.'

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

"Now that I'm pregnant they give me two fortune cookies."

"Years ago a fortune cookie told me that I'd soon meet the man of my dreams. We've been married for decades now and I'm still waiting!"

"My fortune says 'The first day of your diet will be hard but the second day will be easier.' That makes sense. By then I'll be off my diet."

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

'You are severely allergic to monosodium glutamate.'

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

Misfortune cookies.

"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."

Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.

Chinese Cuisine. I think that hedge fund manager misplaced his after-meal cookie. That would be the second fortune he lost.

Chinese Cuisine. It says "This fortune intentionally left blank." I'm not sure what that means, but it can't be good.

Screwed, Dude!

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

Your Palm

Chinese Novel Cookie

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."