
'My fortune says 'You will be successful in getting students to control their behavior, if you first control your own behavior.'
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'My fortune says 'You will be successful in getting students to control their behavior, if you first control your own behavior.'
"There'll be no fortune for the foreseeable future"
" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'
My fortune says the auto leasing company will give me a huge bill for the scratches and dings on my leased car.
'Misfortune Cookies: A piano will fall on your motorcycle in the near future.'
'Wow, this is a misfortune cookie. It says here that I'll step on a cat and break a leg!'
'Either the fortune cookie cutter failed or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about.'
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."
"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'
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"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
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"Roadkill cookies"
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer
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