Fortune Cookie Enthusiasts Gifts

"Our panel includes three expert economists, one fortune teller, a tea leaf reader, and I will open a couple fortune cookies!"

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Cookie Surveillance

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"Roadkill cookies"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."