'My fortune says 'A teacher's warmth makes the best curriculum so much better'.'
Fortune Cookie Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a fun gift for the fortune cookie fanatic in your life? Explore a range of products that playfully highlight their passion—from mugs with witty fortunes to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and art prints. Perfect for those who love to crack open a good fortune and see a smile or a wise message. These quirky and charming items turn their favorite snack into a delightful gift, adding a touch of humor and personality to their everyday life.
"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."
"You will soon be stuck with the check."
"At lunch today, sir, I got a fortune cookie that was obviously meant for you. Can you guess what it says?"
Sheep Pranks.
'Wheel of Fortune Cookie'
Wong's Chinese Restaurant notice: 'Oour fortune cookies are made in a facility that also processes litchi nuts.'
The awful suggestibility of fortune cookies.
'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'
Fortune cookie reads; 'Sorry, no fortune. Ace Fortune Cookie Co. has filed for chapter 11.'
'The sound advice fortune cookie' - 'Don't eat this cookie. It's deep fried.'
If serving staff wrote the fortune cookies.
Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"
'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'
Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.
Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.
'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'
'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'
Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'
'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'
'It says I forgot my wallet.'
'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'
"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."
Chinese Novel Cookie
'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''
The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'
'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''
'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'
Misfortune cookies
"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"
'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'
Fortune Cookie Fanatic Gifts Collection
Fortune Cookie Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the fortune cookie fanatic in your life. Discover witty and charming designs perfect for any caffeine-loving enthusiast.
Fortune Cookie Fanatic Pillows
Comfort meets humor with pillows featuring witty fortunes and playful designs, perfect for the fortune cookie lover’s cozy space.
Fortune Cookie Fanatic Prints
Enhance their décor with prints that highlight the fun side of fortune cookies. Great for fans who love to add a quirky touch to their walls.
Fortune Cookie Fanatic T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the humor and charm of fortune cookies. A fun addition to any casual wardrobe for the fanatic who loves a good fortune moment.