Fortune Cookie Fanatics Gifts

"It says, 'There are people waiting for your table.' "

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

Chinese Novel Cookie

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

Misfortune cookies

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Hungry labradors online.

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Change in imminent

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'