Fortune Cookie Enthusiast T-Shirts

'My fortune says 'You will be successful in getting students to control their behavior, if you first control your own behavior.'

"There'll be no fortune for the foreseeable future"

" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

My fortune says the auto leasing company will give me a huge bill for the scratches and dings on my leased car.

'Misfortune Cookies: A piano will fall on your motorcycle in the near future.'

'Wow, this is a misfortune cookie. It says here that I'll step on a cat and break a leg!'

'Either the fortune cookie cutter failed or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Cookie Surveillance

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."