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Misfortune Cookie.

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

"The emergency number for food poisoning."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Oreolas

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"How does not being a house make you feel?"

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'