Fortune Cookie Aficionado T-Shirts

"Mine says, 'Fortune cookies are a strictly American invention.' "

Chinese Novel Cookie

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

A fortune cookie for investors...you may lose your appetite for stocks.

Misfortune cookies

'My fortune says, 'You will soon enjoy genetically modified rice'.'

"After reading my fortune, I add 'in Accounting'.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Roadkill cookies"

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Cookie Surveillance

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."