Fortune Cookie Aficionado Pillows

"Mine says, 'Fortune cookies are a strictly American invention.' "

Chinese Novel Cookie

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

A fortune cookie for investors...you may lose your appetite for stocks.

Misfortune cookies

'My fortune says, 'You will soon enjoy genetically modified rice'.'

"After reading my fortune, I add 'in Accounting'.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Cookie Surveillance

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Roadkill cookies"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'