Fortune Cookie Fancy Pillows

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Chinese Novel Cookie

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

Misfortune cookies

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

Change in imminent

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

Chinese Cuisine. I think that hedge fund manager misplaced his after-meal cookie. That would be the second fortune he lost.

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

Typical body language 1 hour after major Lottery win.

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'