Musical Fortune Cookies Pillows

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

Misfortune cookies

Change in imminent

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

'This is the new stocks and shares manager.'

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

Fiscal projections

"Years ago a fortune cookie told me that I'd soon meet the man of my dreams. We've been married for decades now and I'm still waiting!"