Fortune Cookies Pillows

Misfortune Cookie.

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

"There'll be no fortune for the foreseeable future"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Misfortune cookies.

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

"My fortune says 'The first day of your diet will be hard but the second day will be easier.' That makes sense. By then I'll be off my diet."

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

Chinese Novel Cookie

'I see you crossing a road...'

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

Misfortune cookies

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."