Fortune Cookie Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of witty wisdom to your space with pillows that feature clever, philosophical quotes inspired by fortune cookies—perfect for relaxing and pondering life's big questions.

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Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.' mockup

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

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Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines. mockup

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

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A fortune is uncomfortable outside of its cookie

A fortune is uncomfortable outside of its cookie mockup

A fortune is uncomfortable outside of its cookie

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'Oh dear, oh dearie dearie me...' mockup

'Oh dear, oh dearie dearie me...'

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'I have experience with that type of writing...I'm an economist!'

'I have experience with that type of writing...I'm an economist!' mockup

'I have experience with that type of writing...I'm an economist!'

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'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.' mockup

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

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Waiter, I specifically requested a fortune cookie containing a stock tip.

Waiter, I specifically requested a fortune cookie containing a stock tip. mockup

Waiter, I specifically requested a fortune cookie containing a stock tip.

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'It says I forgot my wallet.'

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'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.'' mockup

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

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"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about." mockup

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

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Fiscal projections

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,' mockup

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

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Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery. mockup

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

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'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips' mockup

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

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Chinese Novel Cookie

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'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.'' mockup

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

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"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies." mockup

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

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'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.' mockup

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

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'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.' mockup

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

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Misfortune cookies

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"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are." mockup

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

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'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.' mockup

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

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"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?" mockup

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

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Change in imminent

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"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..." mockup

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

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'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.' mockup

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

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Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.' mockup

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

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'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!'' mockup

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

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"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'" mockup

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

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'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.' mockup

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

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"Years ago a fortune cookie told me that I'd soon meet the man of my dreams. We've been married for decades now and I'm still waiting!"

"Years ago a fortune cookie told me that I'd soon meet the man of my dreams. We've been married for decades now and I'm still waiting!" mockup

"Years ago a fortune cookie told me that I'd soon meet the man of my dreams. We've been married for decades now and I'm still waiting!"

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'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.' mockup

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'

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Fortune Cookies

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Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem. mockup

Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.

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Fortune Cookie Philosopher Pillows Collection

Fortune Cookie Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of fortune cookie philosopher mugs for humorous and wise gifts that brighten every morning.

Fortune Cookie Philosopher Prints

Brighten your space with prints featuring clever quotes from the fortune cookie philosopher collection, perfect for inspiring daily reflection.

Fortune Cookie Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our witty fortune cookie philosopher t-shirts—perfect for showcasing your love for humor and insight.