Fortune Cookie Lover Pillows

Misfortune Cookie.

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

"The emergency number for food poisoning."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

Oreolas

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'

"How does not being a house make you feel?"

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''