Fortune Cookie Enthusiast Pillows

'My fortune says 'You will be successful in getting students to control their behavior, if you first control your own behavior.'

"There'll be no fortune for the foreseeable future"

" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

My fortune says the auto leasing company will give me a huge bill for the scratches and dings on my leased car.

'Misfortune Cookies: A piano will fall on your motorcycle in the near future.'

'Wow, this is a misfortune cookie. It says here that I'll step on a cat and break a leg!'

'Either the fortune cookie cutter failed or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Cookie Surveillance

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."