Collecting Fortune Cookies Pillows

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

A complimentary biscuit

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Easter Bunny!

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

Misfortune cookies

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

Change in imminent

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

"Lay off the jelly beans."

Chinese Cuisine. I think that hedge fund manager misplaced his after-meal cookie. That would be the second fortune he lost.

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''