Collecting Fortune Cookies Pillows

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

A complimentary biscuit

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Easter Bunny!

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

Chinese Novel Cookie

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

Misfortune cookies

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

Change in imminent

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'