Musical Fortune Cookies Gifts

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

Misfortune cookies

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

Change in imminent

Chinese Cuisine. I think that hedge fund manager misplaced his after-meal cookie. That would be the second fortune he lost.

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

"I'm beginning to question your business decision-making, Perkins."

'This is the new stocks and shares manager.'

"Everyone reading their fortunes aloud will not relieve the crushingly dull conversation."

Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

IBM sells personal computer business to China.