Ice Cream Truck Fans Prints

"I'm sorry, I can't let you in. It says here that you wrote ice cream truck jingles."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Tree Squirrel

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Executive Tacos

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Sunblock

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Useless car accessories.

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Final Liquidation Sale

Suitcase Trailer

“I have $3, a dairy allergy, and a very specific pallete. What can you do for me?”

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray