Ice Cream Truck Driver Prints

“I have $3, a dairy allergy, and a very specific pallete. What can you do for me?”

'The bad news is the truck is totaled. The good news is I discovered a great new flavor!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Freshest ice cream in town!

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Sister Cities

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Recalculating!

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Trucker's tan?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Shaved Ice

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry