Ice Cream Truck Driver Prints

“I have $3, a dairy allergy, and a very specific pallete. What can you do for me?”

'The bad news is the truck is totaled. The good news is I discovered a great new flavor!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Sister Cities

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Trucker's tan?'

Shaved Ice

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."