Ice Cream Fan With A Twist Gifts

US congress unpopularity.

The Main Types of Cheese

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Sunblock

French Animal Noises.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Annual 10K Fun Run

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

'She's dead alright. The question is: did she jump, or was she pushed?'

"It's not for me, it's for Santa..."

Cat lures mouse with cheese.

'We're gonna kill 'em with obesity.'

"I'll just have the stick, thanks."

Fruit & Fiber Optics.

I think I'm starting to show early signs of lactose intolerance, Axel. Yesterday I was extremely rude to a wedge of Jarlsberg cheese for no reason.

Soft Cheese

'Of course it's cold, madam! Ice cream is meant to be cold.'

"Crab Apple"