Ice Cream Van Fans Gifts

Sunblock

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Suitcase Trailer

Slipping Insurance $5.

Replacement Raft Service

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

"If you can read this - I've lost my caravan."

Dog retirement in Florida.

Styx Ferry

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'We're gonna kill 'em with obesity.'

US congress unpopularity.

Cat lures mouse with cheese.