Ice Cream Van Fans Gifts

Sunblock

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Suitcase Trailer

Slipping Insurance $5.

Replacement Raft Service

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

"If you can read this - I've lost my caravan."

Dog retirement in Florida.

Styx Ferry

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Cat lures mouse with cheese.

US congress unpopularity.

'We're gonna kill 'em with obesity.'