Convenience Store Fans Gifts

Do you want anything from the 7-Eleven? A slurpee

Pasta

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Fridge-to-table"

'It's about time!'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Sunblock

Hole Sale

Pizza-Matic

Hooks R Us.

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

Gravitas

Shopping Trolley

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

The eskimo lottery...

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Al's vending machine.

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Slipping Insurance $5.

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

"Excellent! This crap again!"

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

Democratic convention.

The Off-line Store

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

'The opera cards come in a p.o.p display. Can we mve the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Dog at the Returns Desk

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

Insert 50 cents for absolutely nothing.

Snax. Your candy will be out in sixty seconds, but first, this commercial.