Personal Care Product Fan Pillows

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Tortoise polishing his shell

Hairstyles

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

Hole Sale

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'Science will never find a cure for the common cold, That's all the job security I need,'

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.'

I feel like he's undressing me and checking for irregular moles with his eyes. Dating a dermatologist.

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

"Looks like you're already familiar with the side effects."

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Podiatrist

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

Dog at the Returns Desk

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

'Jungle hair.'

Washing Face