Waffle Fan Gifts

B'Eggo

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Turkish Democracy

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Pie Charts, Inc.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Canine Comedians

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Michael McIntyre.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

Bath Bonfire

Donald Trump

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."