Waffle Enthusiast Gifts

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

Waffle World

Waffles + Bunnies

House of Waffling

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

Why It's Called a Waffle

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

6 Brothers Falafel

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Doughboy Dad

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Cosy night in

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

The Deli Llama

Come dine with me!