Waffle King Gifts

National Society of the Indecisive

Cimafunk

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Surprise!"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

House of Waffling

Waffles + Bunnies

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Fur'niture

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

Hanging up the husband

Golfer hitting a die.

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

Why It's Called a Waffle

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