Waffle King Pillows

National Society of the Indecisive

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Surprise!"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

House of Waffling

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Waffles + Bunnies

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Fur'niture

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Golfer hitting a die.

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

Hanging up the husband

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

Why It's Called a Waffle

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

Olde Time Dance Society

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."