Waffle Cone Believer Pillows

'Can I just get a sample of each of your flavors, but then mushed all together and served in a waffle cone?'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Waffles + Bunnies

House of Waffling

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

Why It's Called a Waffle

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

"Frankly, business sucks."

The world's greatest salesman.

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

'Serving waffles at your fund-raisers sends the wrong message, Senator.'

B'eggo

Santa Knows Where You Are

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

It's a new high-fiber cereal for adults. There's a surprise pre-approved credit card in every box!

The Fountain of Espresso