Waffle Fanatic Pillows

B'eggo

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Say cheese!

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

House of Waffling

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

'I went home the other day and smelt a delicious meal cooking in the kitchen... then I realized I'd gone to the wrong house!'

A waiter warning the cook about certain customers