Waffle Lover Pillows

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

6 Brothers Falafel

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Countervailing Clichés.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Coffee

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'