Waffle Lover Mugs

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Ernie read that European Union officials in Brussels gave some wavering answers, and it made him hungry. Belgian waffles please! Breakfast Lunch Dinner,

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

6 Brothers Falafel

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Countervailing Clichés.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Teapot

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Waiting for retirement.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Broken Alarm Clock.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'