Waffle Cone Lover Mugs

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Punt Cake

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'I always cry at weddings!'

Thou Shalt Not!

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Happy Birthday to you.

Panettone

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'It's all homemade.'

Cake Escape

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Chubby man is disappointed that the stripper's cake is not a real cake.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Any chance of a couple of crumbs?"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."