Waffle Enthusiast Mugs

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

Waffle World

Some politicians try to lose weight when they run for office. Must be tough with one waffle after another!

Waffles + Bunnies

House of Waffling

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

Why It's Called a Waffle

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

6 Brothers Falafel

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Doughboy Dad

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"The bagels are better in New York."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."