Waffle Cone Believer Mugs

'Can I just get a sample of each of your flavors, but then mushed all together and served in a waffle cone?'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

House of Waffling

Waffles + Bunnies

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

Why It's Called a Waffle

"Frankly, business sucks."

Thanks for the lift to the flower show. I support your volunteer efforts. They're lucky to have someone with your gardening experience. Hardly! Information. The ladies room is to the left, funnel cakes to the right.

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

The world's greatest salesman.

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

Ernie read that European Union officials in Brussels gave some wavering answers, and it made him hungry. Belgian waffles please! Breakfast Lunch Dinner,

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

B'eggo

Santa Knows Where You Are

'Serving waffles at your fund-raisers sends the wrong message, Senator.'

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

News. We're supposed to eat from the food circle. It's replacing the food pyramid. It's a lot more fun to eat from the food cone!

The Fountain of Espresso

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"